My little sister informed me yesterday as she was going to vote that although she realized that we would probably lose the House, she just did not know how to handle the fact that that old douchebag Nancy Pelosi would be Speaker of the House.

Guess what, little sis? You got bigger problems. Guess who's going to be in charge of the Ways and Means Committee?

Yep. The man who said "There's no such thing as a good tax cut."