samuel L jackson beer

Since I'm still boycotting Miller products (and I have for a couple of years), I've decided the time is ripe to start looking at some of the other beers in the marketplace. Too bad I can't really buy Samuel Jackson beer. It'll get ya druck, bitch!

Another Reason I Boycott Miller Brewing Company

Homosexuals Mock 'Last Supper' With Sex-Toys Twist

And it's sponsored by none other than our favorite open-borders, La Raza lovin' beer company. If you look at the bottom of the picture, you'll see the Miller Logo right there on the left. Lovely.

Update:

As of Thursday, Miller has removed their logo from this ad due to public outcry, but the money is still being given to various S&M groups. Not good enough in my opinion. I'm still boycotting.

Now He's a Homo Denier, Too

A direct quote:

"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this."

Methinks thou dost protest too much. (translation: He is sooo ghey)

I'm watching baby Achmed give his speech at Columbia and I am disgusted. He is a truly horrible man. Columbia should ashamed.

Update:
He is invoking the Almighty and Allah, and telling Islamic Bible Stories. Do you think that if the speaker was a non-Islamic leader of a nation, that the University and the press would allow it to go unmentioned? Bush is a devout Christian and get blasted for invoking God in his speeches. If any Western leader spoke about faith this much they would get booed off the stage, instead of the rapt silence in Lerner Hall.

I'm Such a Romo-sexual!!!!

Just to Get You Really Pissed Off on a Monday...

There's this:

Mexican Kids Daily Cross Texas Border for Free U.S. Paid Education

and this, from the comments section that just makes my blood boil:

Prior to coming to Iraq I worked US Customs at the US/Mex border in Nogales AZ.
Every morning on a school day I would watch 100's of mexican student pour into
the US and walk to school. Several new Customs Officers that transfered to the
area were forced to pay for their children to attend private school because the
public schools in Nogales were full. There is a cap on enrollment here. Several
years ago a new principal was hired at the local high school. He stood at the
downtown border crossing and wrote down the name of every student he watched
cross into the US. He then, later that day expelled those students. You can
guess what's coming next..... He was fired by the school board and those
expelled student were allowed to return to school.
On a side note, most
classes in Nogales AZ public schools are taught in spanish.

When will the madness end?

(h/t News Busters via Right Wing News)

Some Extra Snark To Go With Your Morning Coffee

via Ace of Spades:

The new iteration has an age cap, allowing only those under the age of 30 to lie about sneaking into the U.S. before the age of 16.

For more information on the DREAM Act which Congress is trying to sneak into the Defense Authorization Bill, go here:

Act on the Dream Act

Jeff Sessions and the Dream Act

Ouch!

The Hurricanes put the hurt on A&M last night! It was so painful to watch. Starting from the first play where McGee got sacked to the very bitter end. The only highlight was the kick-ass hail mary from the second string QB. Oh the pain!

Miami 34, A&M 17

(well, at least it wasn't a blowout)

This Makes Me Sick

via Drudge

When is the pandering and the entitling and the nannying going to stop? My guess? Never. How in the world did immigrants (legal ones at that) somehow manage to come to America from places like Italy, China, Poland - places where English is not the language, and survive? How did they do it? They did not get (and still don't) bi-lingual government documents or bi-lingual lessons. They had to go to school with the English speaking kids and, heaven forbid, learn or get left behind. What a notion.

Of course, thinking that today makes me a racist, a xenophobe and cold-hearted to boot.

The state of public schools in this country is abhorrent, but somehow, I do not believe that using Mexican-approved curricula is going to make it better. Or help the kids it's supposed to. It's only going to reinforce the notion that one need not learn English to be successful in the U.S. Sheer stupidity!

More Sports Related Stuff That I Command You To Care About

So The Boyfriend and I are in the big football pool again, and guess what???

We're in 5th place!! Yay us!

I'm not feeling particularly warm and fuzzy about the matchups this week, so I told him to keep the bets small just in case...

Our picks for this week are:

St. Louis
Seattle
New York Giants

We bet 2k on each. I feel moderately confident about our chances. My goal this week is to not lose our #5 slot, but watch how the four above us bet so we can overtake them later.

Did you know I'm smarter than the average bear??

Game Day!

Tonight the 20th ranked Aggies take on unranked Miami (FL) on ESPN. Very exciting stuff. However, my dear ole Ags are not favored to win. Well, although I am not a fair-weather fan, I can understand the reluctance to put the Ags in a favorable position. We are Aggies after all. My prediction: Aggies 45, Miami 27

300 Mexican's!

Are You On the List?

So how does one get on the mother-of-all lists? The Jonathan Lee Riches lawsuit list?
I confess that I am utterly fascinated with this guy. Never even heard of him until today. Presenting for your enjoyment a roundup from the internet and blogosphere the wackiness that is Jonathan Lee Riches:

From Dreadnaught, via Ace a complaint from July naming as defendents Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, Bataan Death March, and Shawshank Redemption (among others). How do you name a movie as a defendent? He's seeking 728 trillion dollars and claiming that the defendents have built secret tunnels that connect around the world and that they force him to eat live rats and roll in kitty litter for punishment.

This guy is freakin' hilarious! I just can't get enough!

For more laughs see these:

Here's the original 57-page lawsuit filed in 2006 with almost every defendent you can name (except me). There doesn't seem to be a complaint in this one, however. (also from Ace)

And of course, the one that started it for me: The complaint against Michael Vick for 63 billion dollars. Ha! It alleges that Vick stole his dogs, sold them on eBay and then used the proceeds to buy missiles from Iran.

It's worth noting that Mr. Vick pledged his allegiance to al-Qaida, so you can't really be surprised by the dog-eBay-Iranian missile play. I mean, didn't we all see that one coming?

link via Girls Gone Sports

and certainly not least, the complaint against the Jewish Mossad, the CIA and Larry King Live which asserts that Larry King is a voodoo witch doctor.

Good Times.

Someone has got to interview this guy and see if he's really nuts or if he's just killin' time.

Another Video!!!

Great Line:
"Their lack of rhythm, it's affecting our crops."

Best Line:
"Some people are saying, that, in a hundred years, we'll be the minorities."(laughs)
via Right Wing News

Can I Get An AMEN?

Matt Moore - The Future Looks Bright...

So I watched the pre-season Cowboys last night and took away one good thing:

I'm in serious like with Matt Moore - I really hope he is put on the roster.

In Which We Find Trouble at the DMV

Actually in Texas, it's the DPS (Department of Public Safety).

So the Boyfriend is in the process of giving up his New York State identity to become a full-fledged Texan, and this morning it warranted a trip to the DPS to get a Texas Driver's License.

Had to make a few stops first, though. Before you can get a TX DL you have to get your truck registered in the state.

But, before you can have your truck registered in the state, you must have your truck inspected in the state.

Guess how many places we went before we figured this out???

Once we finally made it to the DPS, most of the morning had elapsed and the Boyfriend was in an awful mood. Standing in line for 30 minutes did not make it any better. In front of us was the smelly guy with 9 piercings on his face (I counted, I had the time) and behind us was the smelly lady with a mustache who kept licking her lips loudly. And I'm not just saying smelly to be mean. The pincushion guy smelled like stale cigarette smoke, and as he had been waiting in line for 1/2 and hour like us, he was also getting agitated and kept exhaling those big puffy breaths that let everyone know that you are just about done waiting. Oooooh - the stink!

The chubby lady behind us just had really bad B.O. Someone introduce her to a shower please!

So we finally get up to the counter and we have with us the proper form all filled out in black ink, the Boyfriend's valid NY State License, the copy of the TX registration, the copy of the TX inspection, a Social Security earnings statement (he's lost his card) and his valid Passport.

Guess what? No Social Security Card, no TX Driver's License. After all that other gov't issued crap with pictures and fingerprints and SS Numbers everywhere - no dice. She told us we had to go to the SS Administration (guess how long that line was???) and either order a new card or get a Social Security Verification form signed and notarized.

The Boyfriend does not want to be a Texan anymore.

I can't say I blame him.

I Call Bullshit!

Why would I want a "feminine guy"? I'm already pretty feminine. Some wacky scientists in England say that women prefer feminine looking men as long-term partners rather than masculine looking men. WTF???

Here's an actual quote from the article:

Men with square jaws, larger noses and smaller eyes were classed as significantly more dominant, less faithful, worse parents and as having less warm personalities.

Well I'm sure glad that someone alerted me, because now I must get rid of my 6'2 square-jawed, large-honkered(is that a word?) boyfriend who I actually planned to marry and have children with!!

Who are the idiots coming up with this lame-ass crap about what's attractive? Are they the gay-looking effeminate dorks who spend their time in science labs or are they man-hating feminazi's who just happen to be straight.

I just don't get it. What woman wants to be with a man who is pretty?

Every morning I come to work and before I'm able to function in a money-making capacity, I must read the goings-on in the blogosphere. It's my routine, you see. And every morning I tell myself that I'm only going to read my one "news" page (the Drudge Report) and my 3 must-read's for the day (Instapundit, La Shawn Barber and Michelle Malkin, in that order). Then I tell myself that I'm going to close my browser and get busy. 2 hours later, I'm still going, clicking around the internet, obsessed with some story or another, wanting to see everyones take on it.

This morning I counted how many blogs are in my favorites folder - there are 50. I read probably half of them each day and I check Drudge and Instapundit all day for the updates. The truth is, I don't really start working until after I get back from lunch.

Oh, the guilty conscience!!! I beat myself up every night for not having the discipline to work a full day. But guess what? I'm doing far better at my job than ever before! I pondered this last night and I've come to the conclusion that each afternoon when I buckle down, I just become more efficient.

I had a job once working for an accounting firm in a secretarial/administrative capacity and I was told MORE THAN ONCE by the other support staff to slow down. I was told to stretch my assignments out all day, because if I didn't then I would be given more work and I would make the other support staff look bad. Well, I didn't want either thing to happen. So I learned to look like I was working. Remember the scene in Office Space where the guy tells the consultants, "I work just hard enough not to get fired". That, my friends is how it is.

Now, having my own office, and my own hours, it just hit me that I don't have to work all day from 8 to 5 and make it stretch. If my work only takes 4 straight hours to accomplish, then so be it.

It feels good.

Shalom

It's Potter Time!!!!!!

I admit it - I am a Harry Potter fanatic!! I've spent the last week re-reading the books to get ready for the big day. I'm actually going to go get my reserved copy tomorrow morning rather than midnight tonight. If I were in high school, or college even, I might do the midnight thing, but for someone my age - it's a little gay.

I've been avoiding all Harry Potter-related websites like the plague because I don't want to spoil it. I also have a few theories as to what will happen and as I found myself ruminating (big word!) on said theories, I realized that in reading the final book I would be looking for validation and that might ruin the pure enjoyment of surprise as I turn each page.

So I'll try, unsuccessfully I'm sure, to not look for the answers to the BIG questions and just wait until it hits me in the face. The big question on my mind is, of course, is Snape good or evil? I've been going with good for the last year, but after reading the last book again yesterday, I'm not so sure. It would be a sad reflection upon Dumbledore to have been so wrong in him, but who knows? I also think that Malfoy and one of the Weasly's will be killed in the final book (Percy maybe?). I'll know tomorrow night. I can't wait!!!!!!